Learn How to Take Lessons, Classes Start Soon

copyright (c) 2004 by Nasser Shukayr

What if other activities promoted lessons, instead of their actual product or service?  We might start seeing ads like these:

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Modern Coffee Shop
Learn all about our fine coffees!
Classes start next September,
After you finish the class, join our Coffee Club!
Couples Only
Proper Attire Required

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Driving Lessons
Learn how to drive an automobile!
Classes start soon.
Couples Only
$4 per lesson, first 3 lessons free
After a year of lessons, we might let you actually drive!

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Learn to use your computer, even if you have no idea how to use a computer!
If you can walk, you can compute.
Classes starting soon.
No previous computer knowledge required.
Click here for more information

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Learn to Square Dance
Classes start next January

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Tired of endless lessons?
Learn how to Learn better!

If you like lessons, or even if you hate them, our class on "how to take lessons" is just for you!

Classes starting soon.
Proper attire required

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Wanted:  More people to read these ads.

If you are reading this ad,
and if you never read these ads,
then please consider taking lessons
so that you can learn how to read these ads.

Of course, if you are reading this ad,
then you don't need the lessons which this ad is advertising,
but hey,
square dancers advertise their lessons in venues
where only other square dancers will see the ad,
so we might as well do like they do.

Besides, this is the way we've always done it.

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Square Dance Lessons start tomorrow.
Everybody come on out and join our class.
Everyone is welcome, no matter what.
Couples Only.
Minimum Age 21.
Proper Attire Required.

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Learn a new skill.
Lessons starting soon.
You're probably wondering exactly what kind of lessons we offer.
It doesn't really matter.
Did we mention the first three lessons are free?
Learn a new skill.
Proper attire required.
Come take lessons.
Class starts soon.

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Learn to square dance

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Nasser "sell the BENEFIT, not the LESSONS" Shukayr

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