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LOST:  Three square dance calls.
If found, please contact CL Mainstream committee.
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Learn how to do Spin Chain Thru, Fan the Top, and
Eight Chain Thru, while still in Mainstream class.
Hurry -- offer expires soon!
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FREE to good home!
Three lost square dance calls.
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Knowledge for sale!
Learn how to set up a left-handed wave
WITHOUT calling Dixie Style.  Send $10 and
a self-addressed envelope to:
  Girls Run,
  From A Normal,
  RH Two-Faced Line
Money back if it doesn't work.
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Searching for answers!
The Biennial review was set up years ago, for one
purpose:  to add or drop up to three calls every
two years.  And that's exactly what happened.
Someone please explain all the hollerin'.
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Looking for witnesses
to the Mainstream committee meeting in St. Louis.
Wanna find out why they chose to reduce teach-time
by dropping calls, when they COULD have reduced
teach-time by officially recommending that we
all teach crummier.
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FOUND!!  Three square dance calls.
If your committee votes to accept them, they're
YOURS.  Contact CL Plus committee.
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HELP WANTED.
Get paid for what you do best!  Become a critic!
It's easy:  just gripe about every change in
square dancing.  Flexible hours.  Apply online.
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FOR SALE.  Excellent choreographic routines,
with one minor flaw:  they feature calls which
are no longer on the list.
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For sale, cheap:  singing call records with
figures that contain dropped calls.
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FOR SALE.  One A.C.A. list.
Brand new, never used.
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Wanted to buy:  instructions on how to change
the figure in singing calls.
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WANTED TO BUY:  Choreographic routines
featuring calls OTHER than Spin Chain Thru,
Fan the Top, and Eight Chain Family.
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Will trade:  I have lots of excess time to spend
blasting people on the internet.  Willing to trade
for dancers to call to.
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If there's this much screamin' and hollerin' over
three itty-bitty calls, who honestly believes
that an entirely new list would ever be voted in?
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For sale:  choreographic routines consisting of
calls guaranteed (for 23 months) not to be dropped
from any list.
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Now hiring:  people to conduct the next Biennial
Review, and to drop the next three calls from
Mainstream, two years from now.
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